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Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32816) - you deserved it (4729)

On 08/08/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by New computer - Sent from mobile version

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Did he have a virus?

ba-dum-ching!

#10 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:27am by katius

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I take it your son is a PC man, hm? That's how they do.

#8 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:22am by mercyFML

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