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Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30920) - you deserved it (3797)

On 08/08/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by New computer - Sent from mobile version

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