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Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said "Now I know why". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36920) - you deserved it (6897)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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