Love, Awkward and Transportation: Felt cute, might delete myself later

Felt cute, might delete myself later

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 19:31 - United States

Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said, "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said, "Now I know why." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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Charity

By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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Humblebrag?

By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Wowseriously - 18/09/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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TASagent 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:16

YDI for demanding a free car wash because you're boinking an employee. Talk about a sense of entitlement.

SS60 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

ouch, he's a dick. FYL

Comments

mopho 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:21

rofl ZING :D

AAAAHHHH12 2

Friday 7 August 2009 1:26

Define 'cutely'. Please. Ahaha.

waterynuggets 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:34

This same FML over and over and over again, just with different people.

mister_moops 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:12

fyl for your boyfriend not wanting to been seen with you in public ydi for trying to use him as a discount

hazelwolfeyes 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:13

why the hell would you ask for something for free? dont you work? dont you get your own money? ****, be a big girl n pay your way... girls like you piss me off all the more... im happy he ******* said that to you...wish he had said something worse, but eh, cant get everything we want in this world right... YDI for being a piece of crap...

MissJMarie 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:57

LAST!!!

IGoRawrrx3 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:06

..Aha. That's a fail in itself.. YDI.

HaveNoShame 3

Friday 7 August 2009 4:29

I expect that people in the coworker's position have strangers coming up to them all the time explaining why they should get free stuff. Probably it's happened before that customers get their cars washed, learn a worker's name, and then show up a few weeks later saying they're related to or friends with whomever. He was probably just calling your bluff. Or, he thought it didn't make any sense that you were trying to flirt with him for free stuff when you're allegedly dating his coworker. And in that case, he's right. And think about it: Why would your boyfriend lie about having a girlfriend based on her looks to someone who he never expects to meet her? If the coworker meets you, cat's out of the bag; if he doesn't, the boyfriend can say anything he wants about your hotness. Thinking your boyfriend denied dating you because you're not attractive sounds like the least likely assumption to me.

HELLOjealousy 4

Friday 7 August 2009 4:44

FYL he's a dick

leisl14 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:35

lol with my friends, it's usually because the girl is jail bait

kyasariin 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:31

I always put YDI for these. Cuz you're probably not telling us something. How were you dressed? Like a ****? Like crap? How much make-up are you wearing? Too much maybe? I ALWAYS put YDI cuz you just never know. You can make yourself look attractive without all the shit on your face and lack of clothing. Or buy adding something. It's just how you work with it.