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Today, I was talking to this really nice guy who likes me, and he tells me he's packing. I asked him where he was going, he said Puerto Rico. And I said "LUCKY!" He replied "it's for the funeral". I forgot his grandma had died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9315) - you deserved it (44841)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by natalieeee (woman) - United States (Florida)

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