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Today, I was talking to tis really nice guyo likes me, and e tells me e's packing. I asked imere e was going, e said Puerto Rico. And I said ( LUCKY! ) He replied ( it's for te funeral ). I forgot is grandma ad died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13009) - you deserved it (57337)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by natalieeee (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Eh, I don't think that's really a YDI. A quick "I'm so sorry I can't believe I let myself forget that" fixes the situation pretty easily. We all get spacey sometimes and don't take the time to recall information before we speak. Don't beat yourself up over it.

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:45am by thisismyname

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Oh he's 'packing' alright! ;)

Today, I misread a nonsexual FML post as something sexual. I wish my fiancé was back in town, because I clearly need to get laid. FML.

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:39am by Tomboy

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