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Today, I was talking to this really nice guy who likes me, and he tells me he's packing. I asked him where he was going, he said Puerto Rico. And I said "LUCKY!" He replied "it's for the funeral". I forgot his grandma had died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12708) - you deserved it (56855)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by natalieeee (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Eh, I don't think that's really a YDI. A quick "I'm so sorry I can't believe I let myself forget that" fixes the situation pretty easily. We all get spacey sometimes and don't take the time to recall information before we speak. Don't beat yourself up over it.

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:45am by thisismyname

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Oh he's 'packing' alright! ;)

Today, I misread a nonsexual FML post as something sexual. I wish my fiancé was back in town, because I clearly need to get laid. FML.

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:39am by Tomboy

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