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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13058) - you deserved it (46506)

On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

#3 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:38am by georgia

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So trim your pubes.
No biggie. ;)

#4 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:38am by cactus

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