Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14999) - you deserved it (50095)
On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the…
I guess you've got more mowing to do then!
#3 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:38am by georgia
See in context
So trim your pubes.
No biggie. ;)
#4 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:38am by cactus
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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