Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
by jkon / 08/04/2009 at 1:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
I guess you've got more mowing to do then!
#3 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:38am by georgia
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So trim your pubes.
No biggie. ;)
#4 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:38am by cactus
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