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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10678) - you deserved it (35812)

On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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