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Today, I was working as a cashier at my job. A guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said "Oh shit I forgot my wallet!" and walked away. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by drano - United States (California)

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"Today, I went to the store. I spent hours finding all the stuff I needed, and it was so much that it took the cashier ten minutes to ring up. Then I realized I forgot my wallet. FML"

#4 - On 08/02/2009 at 6:11am by airandfingers

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Wow what an asshole

#1 - On 08/02/2009 at 6:05am by fmh123

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