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Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14093) - you deserved it (64162)

On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

#5 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:08pm by crazy_cat_lady

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Haaa!
Oh dear, GIANT FAIL!!!

#1 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:06pm by jenkins56

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