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By ohhmydamn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

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motherfucking Alabama This works on slides on the McDonalds playsets though, if you use the food trays.

You know, this is something I've honestly wanted to do for a very long time. I'm glad I know now that only stupid motherfuckers do such things.

Yeah, worked fine for me as a kid too, with a couch cushion or blanket on wooden stairs. Though the couch cushion was a lot more comfortable.

CryingHowls 0

wait. doesn't that mean you're a "stupid ************" since you've always wanted to do that?

yeah this guy is a "stupid ************" if he has wanted to do it for a long time. what an idiot for even saying that lol

No...if you actually spent the time and read what I said, I said I WANTED to do it. I never actually did. I said that I'm glad to know only stupid motherfuckers ACTUALLY do it. See the difference? God, why does it seem like the world is slowly getting stupider.

When we were younger, we just took the lid to our recycling bin and put a pillow in it and went down the stairs.

Fail that is all that can be said here...

Iloveyencheck 0

sleepingbags work on carpet stairs (:

that happened to me when I was little. 2 days before my first communion. I had a huge bruise on my chin for the pictures. haha

kscott88 0

That's why you use sleeping bags, silly!