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By ohhmydamn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

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eeee93757 0

Am I the only one not surprised this girl lives in Alabama?

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teamhat 0

you, my dear, are clearly not the smartest.

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delfinofrank 0

YDI for being a dumb *****.

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UseTheFrags 0

Just hold onto the front of the mattress, lidt it up a bit and it works great!

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bubbypat 0

haven't u seen princess diaries 2? They used a flat surface and a thick martrees not a foamy one. If u were trying to copy the movie ur stupid. ITS A MOVIE! they most of had wires

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ohmydaamn 0

ok im from Alabama im not retarted my dad went to Yale Im not inbred...and im only 14 so please dont comment if you are going to make fun of me or Alabama

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kscott88 0

Okay, it's really scary that you assume anyone who's ever tried this watched a really pathetically lame movie first. Even scarier that you say "it's a movie," like it can't be done, ignoring the fact that people slide down stairs in mattresses and sleeping bags ALL THE TIME.

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