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Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4471) - you deserved it (77811)

On 07/28/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by idiot (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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