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Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7580) - you deserved it (112844)

On 07/28/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by idiot (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Wow your fault

#1 - On 07/28/2009 at 5:02pm by Sun_Kissed18

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You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

#9 - On 07/28/2009 at 5:12pm by ily_hun996

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