By tara - 18/12/2015 17:49 - Switzerland - Zug

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
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Psycocharger 19

What did I just read...?

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Well that's vile. Spray him with Liquid Ass and see if he likes that

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colton_colton 49

Maybe he should sleep on the couch for a bit

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Badkarma4u 17

Maybe she should. If shes the one that's unhappy..

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ShowMeKay 20

40 - So you'd be happy intentionally having to inhale smelly farts in a regular basis? Normal people aren't happy about that.

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O0hdear 21

He's put way too much thought into that

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everythingelena 28

you might wanna grab some Febreeze OP just in case it gets bad.

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Well that's vile. Spray him with Liquid Ass and see if he likes that

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Psycocharger 19

What did I just read...?

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teentee401 36

"Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML" Does that clear things up?

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shay_serendipity 29

That clears up the FML, but unfortunately for OP it does not clear the air under those sheets..

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LadyKayDee 23

One would assume that he ate the chicken because he liked it.

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Skycop_S 23

No, it's not because he likes the chicken, he just wants spicy chicken farts.

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truckers_wife 23

so he'd rather push you away with daily stinky gas than make himself presentable? obviously if you're married you'll see each others ugly sides occasionally but that doesn't mean you should stop trying.

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Dick_diamond 22

He should lock himself in the closet after eating that chicken so he can smell them for a long time..

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Calingaladha 21

I think he might be planning a Dutch oven assault. Be wary, OP.

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