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By  perdix  |  29

They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed? They need to put a bell around your neck.

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  shovels  |  0

I don't think invisibility is the FML. I think it's the fact that OP is one of those people that you never know whether they're there or not.

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  ninjabird1  |  0

Not when you have crazy parents that keep track of where you are for every second of the day.. This happens to me all the time... Except I'll be sleeping and wake up to voicemails from my mom threatening to call the police if I dont answer my phone or come home.

By  perdix  |  29

They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed? They need to put a bell around your neck.

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

.... or they can go high tech and implant a tracker in OP so that when their near the house they will get an alert on their phone, I'm sure they have an app for that.

By  ohmandapants  |  16

Maybe instead of walking straight to your room, you should actually greet people when you enter your house. This is not totally their fault. They didn't hear the door opening and you should have said hello or something. Edit: 9 beat me to it

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  TraceCase_  |  19

So, yeah, after you plow through the kitchen and drive on up the stairs, you're gonna make the first left, just past the ceiling fan. If you pass the bathroom, turn around, you've gone too far.

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