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Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14007) - you deserved it (33699)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by zinka - United States (New Jersey)

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Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

#3 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:58am by nmirles

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hahah you fucked up.

#1 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:56am by DiTHL

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