Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5848) - you totally deserved it (35180)
On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)
What would suck more is if you were dreaming of getting the big bonus and woke up to a sticky-note on you forehead saying "YOU'RE FIRED!".
shut the fugg up you fuggin bich. im thrd, whyle ur fuggin forth. u say i fail, yet u r fuggin forth you fuggin bich.
#27 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:53pm by ScoobyDoo22
Also, kudos on the incredibly accurate spelling. Your English teachers must be so proud.
#34 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:13pm by sithwithashotgun
wow. you do fail, idiot. you fail majorly at spelling and making any sense what so ever. dumbass.
#52 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:58pm by iloveconcerts
because just leaving his desk to go to the bathroom and sleep where no one would have found him or woken him up?
yeah, that makes sense. Who knows, maybe this guy stayed up all night working on a project. There are too many unknowns for this FML to really make a whole lot of sense. I mean, maybe you have an excuse, maybe not, maybe your boss would care either way, or not.
So idk if it's an FML or YDI. So i just wont' do either.
#13 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:06pm by genius_man16
The OP didn't know his boss was coming in, obviously. If he had, you can bet he wouldn't have been asleep.
#39 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:16am by AAAAHHHH12
Well if you had a good excuse to give to your boss - he'd understand. It's not like we're robots and don't need sleep. Maybe you have a sleep condition. He doesn't know, it'd be wrong to fire first and ask later.
#10 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:54pm by coloradodude12
i bet he tea-bagged you and put one of his pubes lightly on your tongue
#11 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:57pm by shewasalmost18
Well done you. Your ticker tape parade and award ceremony is tomorrow and you will be glad to know it will be broadcast worldwide for everyone to see and hold you up as their infallible idol from this day forth
I moderated this lol
but that seriously stinks !
I'm guessing you didn't get the bonus :/
#21 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:52pm by mikes_girll
OKAY SO YOU SLEPT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IN SOUTH GEORGIA ISLAND SLEEPING AT WORK IS REQUIRED. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ANY LITTLE SPANISH SIESTA I MEAN FULL ON SLEEP AT WORK THEY EVEN SUPPLY THOSE COOL PILLOWS THAT ARE IN THE SKY MALL MAGAZINE (THE ONES THAT YOU LEAN FORWARD ON TO THE PILLOW). I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS. HERE IS WHAT I MEAN IF YOUR CONFUSED. http://thefulmerazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/travel-pillow.jpg. AND CONGRATS ON YOUR BONUS!
#26 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:50pm by genius_girl16
no FyL for workin in a cubicle i mean i couldnt do it i guess for the first few weeks it would seem cool but after that i would be paranoid because i would feel claustrophobic like omg the world is sinkin in i cant breath shit im die... i would have to move around lol
#29 - On 07/10/2009 at 10:13pm by ithedarkknight
Dude, that sucks big time. Were you at least on break? If not, your boss was probably quite pissed off.
#33 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:10pm by sithwithashotgun
YDI. Unless you had a really long night or something. But either way, YDI. So sorry for you.
#35 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:26pm by SexyBeast101
LOL YDI. I do believe if there was scheduled nap time during the work day productivity would be much higher though...
But for now, rest up before work perhaps and don't be lazy?
#40 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:22am by U_idiot
well did you get the bonus? If you did its definitely not an FML
#41 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:11am by islaphippos
this has been done several times recently. also YDI retard. your getting paid to work not to sleep. hopefully you are jobless and he hired a more compitent worker.
#44 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:37am by Nightfallz
ALL THE MAD PEOPLE COMMENTING ARE JUST THE PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE JOBS AND ARE TOO DUMB TO BE HIRED.
#48 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:35pm by whatstheproblem
HMMMM... YDI. You get paid to work, not to sleep (in most lines of work). Sleep on your own time and that bonus check might be bigger next year, if the let you keep working for them.
