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Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9210) - you deserved it (55420)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)

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What would suck more is if you were dreaming of getting the big bonus and woke up to a sticky-note on you forehead saying "YOU'RE FIRED!".

#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:28pm by Fisshie

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presumably your bonus was around $5

#6 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:36pm by kdawg86

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