Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
by ChrisC / 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
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What would suck more is if you were dreaming of getting the big bonus and woke up to a sticky-note on you forehead saying "YOU'RE FIRED!".
#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:28pm by Fisshie
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presumably your bonus was around $5
#6 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:36pm by kdawg86
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