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Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Nancy (woman) -

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Oh, that sucks :/ I did that in a hotel once. haha there were two sets of elevators (1 from 1 - 13 and the other from 13 - 26) and I kept asking people "how do you get to level so and so" hahah it was embarrassing

#2 - On 07/08/2009 at 1:49pm by borhos222

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lmao.. wow your smart

#1 - On 07/08/2009 at 1:49pm by MissxKim

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