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Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5174) - you deserved it (43235)

On 07/08/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Nancy (woman) -

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