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Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40173) - you deserved it (6139)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

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My boyfriend and I play WoW together...it's basically how we bond...

#5 - On 02/13/2009 at 1:51am by rawr

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I played Wow for about two years and finally broke free of it. It's funny that when you hear two people talk about the game and quitting, you can replace Wow with "crack" and it still makes sense. For example, "I quit Wow two months ago and whenever someone mentions it, I still get a little sad and anxious."

#6 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:07am by Matisse

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