Chatty cat

By Anonymous - 15/12/2014 16:07 - Australia

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML
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Andatop 16

Sounds like your dad has a guilty conscious

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carolyn_m 19

How does a cat moan sound the same to a human moan? That's what I want to know

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Andatop 16

Sounds like your dad has a guilty conscious

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JuliaaNoelle 26

#3, I think #1 meant that if OP's dad jumps straight to that conclusion, he must be guilty of watching ****.

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T_Young96 13

Well someone knows a pussy when they here one..

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jenninator93 18

#13 let's be real... who isn't "guilty" of watching ****? Everyone does it, nothing wrong with it as long as it doesn't turn into a literal addiction.

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RedPillSucks 31

while i agree that theres nothing wrong with it in moderation, not "everybody" does it.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Conscious and conscience are two different things

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14

I think your cat set you up, OP. She probably walked away with a smirk because her plan came into fruition.

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psyjoniz 12

a rather astute observation for one so young. you are going places others will not understand.

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devildog562 33

He probably was just mad that he can't et anything to moan with him in the room. Besides everyone knows you watch **** in the kitchen when people are home not in the living room.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Hmm, so that wasn't just mayonnaise I wiped off the floor, was it?

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carolyn_m 19

How does a cat moan sound the same to a human moan? That's what I want to know

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Erebus_Terror 12

I see you have never been in touch with cats in heat.

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cherry_popper69 11

Or maybe #4's first thought wasn't "can't wait to see what my cats moan sounds like"

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tdawg91 17

**** stars don't sound the same as a human moan either

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loloalltheway 23

No I swear it was the cat! - not a believable excuse.

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MistahJ94 8

Either your dad is stupid or he was right and you were watching ****

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quickit 24

Or the cat moaned and that's why this is an FML.

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MrFluff 9

Cat ****? Ironic my name is MrFluff. Watching me maybe?

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ToastedSyrup 16

"We" being your dad and yourself or you and the cat?

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