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Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42937) - you deserved it (5646)

On 07/01/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Jake (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about.
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Get her back tenfold, bro.

#3 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:40pm by xFenix81x

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soo.. are you two together now? lol

#2 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:39pm by unholyfury

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