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Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Chedder (man) - United States (Florida)

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good on you for trying to keep her off the road. i hope this was reported to the police.

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:02am by baileys82

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You called the police right? She committed at least 3 serious crimes by doing that. DUI, public intoxication (depending on state laws), and assault with a deadly weapon (also depending on state laws). She at least needs to be aware of how serious this is.

#23 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:12am by Ra

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