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Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33618) - you deserved it (1696)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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