Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35489) - you deserved it (1877)
On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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Your sister is awesome.
#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:06pm by Your_Shadow
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Haha maybe it wasnt dead until she tied the ribbon around its neck
#19 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:27pm by Dante167
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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