Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
by toothfairy / 06/26/2009 at 10:20am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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Your sister is awesome.
#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:06pm by Your_Shadow
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Aw, how thoughtful. :)
Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.
#8 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:13pm by AndelleRae
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