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Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44580) - you deserved it (2831)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Your sister is awesome.

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:06pm by Your_Shadow

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Aw, how thoughtful. :)

Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.

#8 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:13pm by AndelleRae

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