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Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15537) - you deserved it (50300)

On 06/25/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by Noj12345 (man) - United States (California)

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Should've left your car there and walked home.

#2 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:22am by Chocoholic17

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You drank 3 beers in 20 minutes and then decided to get behind the wheel? YDI, even for 30 feet.

#14 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:37am by plethora

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