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Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9942) - you deserved it (46792)

On 06/23/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by cmac1229 - United States (District of Columbia)

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Wow.do u not know how to knock?

#4 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:00pm by what_the_hell123

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Always check for feet under the stalls.
Guarentees you that it will never happen again. =) haha

#2 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:59pm by lalalalaura

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