FML : Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought...

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Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 30 September 2013 10:30 / United States - Shreveport

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By JoeGrant | 12

#5696199 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.

By Nightwing98 | 22

#5696212 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:03

*Loads shotgun*
Anybody got any "shitty" puns?

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By GAMERZxxHD | 25

#5696196 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:01

That a "shitty" experience.

imabassist | 23

#5696234 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:09

That was a shitty attempt at a pun.

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5696236 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:09

4's gonna blast your head off now...

By JoeGrant | 12

#5696199 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.

LeFrogDog | 27

#5696280 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:41

Some places still have the paper towels to dry your hands. That could be used.

Miss_Latina | 13

#5696284 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:43

You use toilet seat covers!

ShadowFlame275 | 18

#5696586 - Monday 30 September 2013 20:43

*In Morgan Freeman's voice*
If you're on the John, and all the toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hand.

tjv3 | 9

#5697069 - Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:35

So you didn't wipe the seat first... Gross now you might get warts on the brown eye... Always always wipe the seat first

CaiDog | 20

#5697159 - Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:41

Did you try to grab the persons wallet?

By fishstick557 | 14

#5696205 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Haven't you ever heard of better being safe than sorry

By Nightwing98 | 22

#5696212 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:03

*Loads shotgun*
Anybody got any "shitty" puns?

Kamon97 | 23

#5696260 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:24

Shit just got real now! *-*

Pattygirl2011 | 6

#5696265 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:28

just wondering if they were on stall number 2!
not a great one but I figured I'd give it a go.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5696304 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:57

next time don't

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5696324 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:25

#28 I don't know what would ever lead you to believe that's funny.

MisterEx | 28

#5696329 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:27

He has a shotgun! Everybody! Run(s)!

Pattygirl2011 | 6

#5696337 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:31

I've been awake for 32 hours straight at this point, my sense of humor is broken until that chamomile kicks in.

Kamon97 | 23

#5696420 - Monday 30 September 2013 19:00

Nobody cares...

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5696666 - Monday 30 September 2013 22:00

your humor just went to shit

Lintner | 12

#5696781 - Monday 30 September 2013 23:18

This shit is about to hit the fan.

diarheea101 | 11

#5713483 - Saturday 12 October 2013 19:36

you made my day.

By alshygirl | 14

#5696213 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:03

Always check for feet!

hessel | 13

#5696318 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:21

would be pretty awkward when you have your pants down, looking under the stall and somebody accidentally sees you

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5696342 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:35

That's when you compliment their shoes, 44. Bathroom compliments are the best! Unless it's some guy staring at your urinal, those, those are just a fucking weird..

raininginseattle | 9

#5696714 - Monday 30 September 2013 22:48

Better yet. Always check that there's tissue. Then you won't have to.

By Tupelo_Honey | 30

#5696216 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:04

You should have asked if anyone else was in there before leaving the safety of your stall!

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5696328 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:27

Or you know spare the embarrassment of having someone hear your voice and then you'll awkwardly always run into each other in public

ShadowFlame275 | 18

#5696596 - Monday 30 September 2013 20:48

How would it be embarrassing? You'd just say "Anybody in here?"

By XSeraphinX | 18

#5696217 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:04

Cue awkward laugh...

By chris_ohhhh | 7

#5696220 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:05

Toilet paper: $6 for a 20 roll pack
The look on OP's face when he comes out the stall: Priceless

Always make sure to check for toilet paper before going inside the stall :)

By Pauschinator | 22

#5696221 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:06

You didn't hear them?

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5696306 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:58

I fart as loud as I can when I poop to announce my presence

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5696336 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:30

When I hear someone by the stall I cough because I don't want them to recognize my fart

Saone_fml | 27

#5696353 - Monday 30 September 2013 17:49

@53 But then they could recognize your cough!

By giraffelovergirl | 19

#5696223 - Monday 30 September 2013 16:06

One day at school I went in the bathroom and this girl was going "Hello? Hello? Is anyone on here? I need toilet paper!" I went in the other stall then left without giving her any.. I still don't know who it was 6 years later or if she ever got toilet paper.