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GAMERZxxHD
| 25
That a "shitty" experience.
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imabassist
| 23
That was a shitty attempt at a pun.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
4's gonna blast your head off now...
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JoeGrant
| 12
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
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LeFrogDog
| 27
Some places still have the paper towels to dry your hands. That could be used.
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Miss_Latina
| 13
You use toilet seat covers!
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ShadowFlame275
| 18
*In Morgan Freeman's voice*
If you're on the John, and all the toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hand.
If you're on the John, and all the toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hand.
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tjv3
| 9
So you didn't wipe the seat first... Gross now you might get warts on the brown eye... Always always wipe the seat first
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CaiDog
| 20
Did you try to grab the persons wallet?
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fishstick557
| 14
Haven't you ever heard of better being safe than sorry
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Nightwing98
| 22
*Loads shotgun*
Anybody got any "shitty" puns?
Anybody got any "shitty" puns?
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Kamon97
| 23
Shit just got real now! *-*
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Pattygirl2011
| 6
just wondering if they were on stall number 2!
not a great one but I figured I'd give it a go.
not a great one but I figured I'd give it a go.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
next time don't
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ThatFancyPenn
| 18
#28 I don't know what would ever lead you to believe that's funny.
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MisterEx
| 28
He has a shotgun! Everybody! Run(s)!
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Pattygirl2011
| 6
I've been awake for 32 hours straight at this point, my sense of humor is broken until that chamomile kicks in.
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Kamon97
| 23
Nobody cares...
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Rainhawk94
| 27
your humor just went to shit
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Lintner
| 12
This shit is about to hit the fan.
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diarheea101
| 11
you made my day.
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alshygirl
| 14
Always check for feet!
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hessel
| 13
would be pretty awkward when you have your pants down, looking under the stall and somebody accidentally sees you
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
That's when you compliment their shoes, 44. Bathroom compliments are the best! Unless it's some guy staring at your urinal, those, those are just a fucking weird..
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raininginseattle
| 9
Better yet. Always check that there's tissue. Then you won't have to.
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Tupelo_Honey
| 30
You should have asked if anyone else was in there before leaving the safety of your stall!
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ThatFancyPenn
| 18
Or you know spare the embarrassment of having someone hear your voice and then you'll awkwardly always run into each other in public
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ShadowFlame275
| 18
How would it be embarrassing? You'd just say "Anybody in here?"
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XSeraphinX
| 18
Cue awkward laugh...
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chris_ohhhh
| 7
Toilet paper: $6 for a 20 roll pack
The look on OP's face when he comes out the stall: Priceless
Always make sure to check for toilet paper before going inside the stall :)
The look on OP's face when he comes out the stall: Priceless
Always make sure to check for toilet paper before going inside the stall :)
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Pauschinator
| 22
You didn't hear them?
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Rainhawk94
| 27
I fart as loud as I can when I poop to announce my presence
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ThatFancyPenn
| 18
When I hear someone by the stall I cough because I don't want them to recognize my fart
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Saone_fml
| 27
@53 But then they could recognize your cough!
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giraffelovergirl
| 19
One day at school I went in the bathroom and this girl was going "Hello? Hello? Is anyone on here? I need toilet paper!" I went in the other stall then left without giving her any.. I still don't know who it was 6 years later or if she ever got toilet paper.
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Baustigt
| 40
You mean you couldn't even spare a square?
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Axipiter
| 24
I just imagined a decomposing corpse still sitting on the toilet, having never gotten off it because nobody would lend her a hand.
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fakedsincerity
| 32
wow. you're an asshole.
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DrownedMyFish
| 18
Wow, you're a huge douche!
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Bigfabthetruth52
| 22
Well thanks for letting us know you're a dick,smfh.
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KimmyCupZ
| 21
So, you couldn't share something that you weren't even using? How very unkind of you.
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rawr1308
| 14
Wow, you're an asshole.
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