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Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML


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On 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Tygastyle (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Although I do love when kids make adults look stupid (No offense OP I just mean in general) I mean you have to admit it's hilarious, unless it's happening to you.

#5 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:06pm by shananigans

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#1 - On 06/23/2009 at 4:59pm by PositiveChillout

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