Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4852) - you totally deserved it (35715)
On 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Tygastyle (woman) - United States (Michigan)
I agree with #1
And this is really sad I wonder how you start your car in the morning or make your coffee! I find it really said that an adult doesn't know how to work and ATM. How do you normally withdraw money? How to you SURVIVE?
(And I agree with #25 also)
Um its sad that you can't read, the OP was not at an atm, it was a coffee machine
#30 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:31pm by nazooer
Its amazing how some people get unfocused so easily.... A START button? Really?
#35 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:35pm by Arturo7531
Sounds like a knock off FML of the person who had a little boy come open his bathroom stall for him because he didn't realize he was doing it wrong.
*Facepalm*
Although I do love when kids make adults look stupid (No offense OP I just mean in general) I mean you have to admit it's hilarious, unless it's happening to you.
#5 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:06pm by shananigans
I don't mine offending... when a person comes here to FML to declare their retardation, they can expect to be insulted and ridiculed... what else do they want... positive affirmations?
LOL.
Yeah, what IS more pathetic... that you can't figure out a coffee machine, or that you come here to brazenly and proudly proclaim that you are a stupid idiot?
You went to the bank to get some coffee? Starbucks my friend, no assembly required ;)
#7 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:17pm by too_much_fun
doubt that someone would go to the bank just to get coffee. The OP was probably there to deposit something or whatever and wanted some coffee while they were there.
#10 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:20pm by ohthatsucks
If you had trouble with a coffee machine, I wonder how long it took for you to log onto this site....?
Ah, but you don't have to log into the site to post an FML. Plus, the coffee may have stimulated the brain enough to use some logic. =P
#24 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:29pm by crystal_clear
Brainfarts happen to everyone. It's just twice as funny when they happen like this.
#11 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:20pm by Evilbeagle
HAHAHAHAHAHA lol you fail at life!!!! well i'm glad that the kid had some kind of intelligence!! : )
#13 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:33pm by Mc09toofine
This is why I hate getting beverages at places like that.
I think they're all out to get us.
#19 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:58pm by manoverboard
.. You didnt capitalize that one "I".
You MUST not be the brightest crayon in the colouring box.
#21 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:09pm by _MLSBIDGAF
Ten minutes? Good thing that boy was there to save you; you must have been desperate for that coffee!
#23 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:19pm by Escapist28
hahaha we all have blonde moments but you kind of deserve it for getting bank coffee..
#28 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:09pm by BethanyMae
The rest of the planet goes to the bank to conduct financial transactions. You go to get a cup of coffee? You probably go to McDonald's and order a Whopper too, right? Voted for Hussein Obama too?:
That dense, eh? It clearly says; "Today, I was at the bank" Meaning they were there to do something "I went to get coffee from their machine" Meaning they wanted some coffee while waiting.
#46 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:00pm by ohhhhshizzz
you FAIL
no wonder why everyone hates america
btw: i am american
#34 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:18pm by d4l2w7
Well, here is another reason for you to hate America and Americans... Frankly, we don't give one HOT DAMN what you or any other non-Americans think. Now, just KMA.
easylay- Good thing you are an easy lay, because you don't have much else to contribute. You can't even read, you Dumb Fuck!
#37 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:36pm by girlygirl666
I didn't know it was possible to be so stupid. Learn something new everyday :D
#44 - On 06/23/2009 at 9:04pm by Trippin
I've seen those machines, with the coffee and everything inside of them. They're so modern. I mean, coffee vending machines? Woow. 21st century, really.
#50 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:23pm by dol567
It happens to the best of us, and sure as hell the worst of us. :)
#51 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:46pm by BreezyPear
Haha little kid's smarter than you. Or maybe you were too obsess with the coffee u want to notice the button.
#52 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:59pm by kissesinbetween
come on guys, lay off.we have all spent a good amount of time looking for our keys to find them in our pocket or tried to watch a movie and forgot to hit POWER on the VCR or DVD player.it happens.to the
OP (original post), thats pretty funny.if i put my money in a vending machine and hit what i wanted i would NOT assume to ALSO hit a start button.
#54 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:24am by CruelSirDrum
I doubt it was 10 minutes only children should exaggerate, Im thinking your about 13 desperatly wanted to post on FML so every day you write a new FML on your fml pro app you got on your itouch your aunt ( the one with the mole on her neck ) got you from costco. FUCK YOU!
Wow could you guys give her a break?So she missed the start botton big deal it can happen to everyone.
YDI for going to a bank that charges for coffee. It's free at mine - only reason I go inside instead of using the ATM.
thank you #62! You said it for me...seriously, a coffee machine at a bank that charges? What kind of customer service is that?
#63 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:39pm by ostentatiously
You sound like one of my co workers. I start out the day getting yelled at and having to go fix a machine that does not work. About 20% of the time they did not turn it one/plug it in/turn on the disconnect. I report back that the machine works better when it is turned on. Gotta love those who can't speak English.
Maybe you just forgot without your coffee first. Don't worry it happens sometimes to SOME people. Just make sure you get your coffee everyday. :D
Okay? If u banged It so many times how can u not see the start bottom you would think the machine wouldn't work after banging it so much
#72 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:22pm by tomberryboy
I guess you really did need that coffee if you were that out of focus.
#73 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:56am by der_Jabberwhock
