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Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5991) - you deserved it (40980)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Tygastyle (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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