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Today, while on the road I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up and pissing off several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13850) - you deserved it (29359)

On 06/23/2009 at 12:44am - animals - by Xtine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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