Miscellaneous: Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door...

By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 20:12 - Denmark

Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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By BurnItOff - 19/04/2024 20:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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JuzReading 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:49

Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*

Therid 22

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:04

The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.

Comments

demideity 13

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:02

Let's hope you don't need an EpiPen...

hellobobismyname 24

Sunday 16 October 2016 18:00

Obviously not, or that would have been the fml.

Therid 22

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:04

The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 16 October 2016 23:01

Still, it's a natural human reaction to kill it or get it away by any means possible.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 20 October 2016 5:55

20 my "natural human reaction" to a wasp or bee is leave it alone. Even if it is on me. Because I will get stung less or not at all if I don't aggravate it. AND being raised with a brother who is allergic to bees, if I ever angered a bee and it stung him, it could kill him and that would be my fault.

ApeTheGreatApe 11

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:24

"Daddy, that man across the street who screams like a girl is out again" "Come back inside honey, he seems worse than usual"

Aurora94 20

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:58

Wow, that is probably the worst fml I have ever read. Sorry op

kakabalo 18

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:28

that's a classic fyl OP.

JuzReading 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:49

Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*

Moerighan 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 15:39

As a glasses wearer, this would be my worst nightmare.

Eldslibo 20

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:06

As a person who is deadly allergic to wasp-stings, I'm really glad it didn't happen to me. I hope the swelling goes down soon. And allergy or not, it really hurts.

mermaidkeels 26

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:08

Wasp: 2 (1 for the sting, 1 for the punch) you: 0

townyyy7994 14

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:18

When I was younger I got stung right by my eye. My face swelled until my eye was swollen shut, So now whenever I think of wasps or bees, that side of my face gets tingly where I was stung