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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63150) - you deserved it (8248)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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haha did your grandma notice?
OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:35am by HANGtheFREAK

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Yeah, why didn't you take that promotion like #8 said, that might've prevented that wet dream.

#11 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:15am by alex_vik

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