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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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haha did your grandma notice?
OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:35am by HANGtheFREAK

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Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:31am by sucker

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