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Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23663) - you deserved it (27352)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

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