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Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

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I would never drink out of a glass that already was filled with water, especially after a night of drinking with no way to know what the glass contains other than water. Is it normal to even put contacts in a glass of water? I thought that you were only supposed to put them in their containers with the saline solution.

#2 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:02am by Ra

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oh gross who keeps their contacts floating in a glass of water?

#3 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:02am by zoomster

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