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  rhealistic  |  1

Rawr means i love you in dinosaur language.

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  Drigr  |  8

Oh how original! Being a douche over the internet!

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  Drigr  |  8

Great... I look like a douche now cause the "Oh how original! using a 9gag meme" comment was removed/changed...

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Meow means "GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH!"

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Yeah. It the animal noise thing could sound weird. Why doesn't OP and his girlfriend just learn clingon and be done with it. You only have to worry about people speaking that at comicon

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  downtime  |  12

Agree 2, this essentially says "Today, my girlfriend didn't want to fuck me when I was expecting her to. FML"...You don't deserve this OP, she sounds like an interesting person and all you're looking for is a blow up doll. FYL for being in a relationship with a real person.

By  fernclogger  |  5

What would you call the language? Beast?

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This is the reason I'm still a virgin. Every time I come on to a guy, they're like, "Sorry, I can't fuck a chipmunk! it's bestiality!" I'm going to start taking them by force. Chipmunk force.

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