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Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my Father over top of me saying "nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burgler and he knocked me out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52152) - you deserved it (8515)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's what you get for trying to sneak out for a late night cancer stick.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:06am by ezflip

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You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that.

Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.

#6 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:15am by Tarion

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