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Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my Father over top of me saying "nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burgler and he knocked me out. FML
That's what you get for trying to sneak out for a late night cancer stick.
You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that.
Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015