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Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60306) - you deserved it (4927)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by GreenScar (man) - United States (California)

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your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him

and how can blind girl judge your appearance?

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:32am by shalvius

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I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:29am by LifeSux19

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