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Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

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No freaking way...

Let me guess what's for dinner.


#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:33am by jSOPURE

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Today, I just gotten from a pet shop to my new owner's house. They decided that I should be let flying around the house. They forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#7 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:53am by KenMcGormick

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