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Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26205) - you deserved it (47298)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

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