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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung?

It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

#13 - On 05/31/2009 at 7:02pm by Nakedsquirrel

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Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away.

Sucks to be you.

#9 - On 05/31/2009 at 6:59pm by laurisshnazzy

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