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Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10084) - you deserved it (60328)

On 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by jazzyfizzle (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow. Even if he HAD been saying that, cursing him out was indeed a crazy, bitchy thing to do.

#1 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:00am by lyndis

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Now that's a funny coincidence. Was the crazy bitch part acting too or what? I think cussing him out was a biiit too much, acting or not.

#2 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:01am by nuclear

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