Today, someone told me they liked my personality when i'm drunk. I asked, "what about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML
I agree, your life sucks (19577) - you deserved it (3422)
On 01/24/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by the-yao - United States (California)
asdfasdf's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Jebus also deserved itToday, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly…
That's pretty harsh.
#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:17pm by geez
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all the more reason to drink!
#6 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:08pm by wanderingidiot
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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