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Today, someone told me they liked my personality when i'm drunk. I asked, "what about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML
I agree, your life sucks (11034) - you deserved it (1997)
On 01/24/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by the-yao - United States (California)
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