Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML

by Geese Ahoy / 11/14/2016 at 12:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • Meanwhile, an elderly woman with a bag full of bread and geese shaped voodoo dolls was sitting in her car waiting for you to leave her favorite park bench.

    #4 - On 11/15/2016 at 5:51am by ezrocks4u

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  • You were so trusting, why? Geese don't even need to be provoked they really are winged assholes.

    #1 - On 11/15/2016 at 5:09am by chirstinap325

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