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I just did this in my park. They left me alone and I left them alone
Maybe thats because they're careful around cat/dragon chimeras. You can not only stare at them with the kind of contempt that only a cat can muster, but you can also char broil them if they try to mess with you.
More story please?
I goose you should have moved.
Looks like you geesed wrong
Not all geese an ducks are ass holes I got very close to a mother duck with baby's so I could take pictures all the mom did was walk away I've also gotten close to Canada geese again to take pictures an never got attached though from the sound of the other comments I think I just got lucky
I actually come close enough to a goose to pet it. Didn't get chomped, so it's not always luck. :p
They may be assholes but they are delicious af
Geese ARE assholes. So are ducks, swans & seagulls. Next time just leave before they even get started.
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Meanwhile, an elderly woman with a bag full of bread and geese shaped voodoo dolls was sitting in her car waiting for you to leave her favorite park bench.
You were so trusting, why? Geese don't even need to be provoked they really are winged assholes.