Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
by jaqlove / 07/02/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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You should really go to the doctor to make sure it didn't lay any eggs in your ear canal!!
#3 - On 07/03/2016 at 5:42am by Unenunciable
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Alright. Well. Safe to say I'll be sleeping with something covering my ears tonight.
#1 - On 07/03/2016 at 5:31am by lex1459
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