By can't wait to go home - 10/06/2016 19:18 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML
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hope1103 20

Sounds like she put more heart into her work

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mds9986 24

Well the judges must have thought it was bloody fantastic. Don't get so heart broken over it.

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hope1103 20

Sounds like she put more heart into her work

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mds9986 24

Well the judges must have thought it was bloody fantastic. Don't get so heart broken over it.

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tigerisabelle 31

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aesthetic umbrella 18

I love your puns.

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landofconfusion2 8

pun perfection. You are a cut above the rest.

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will968 15

Bloody hell I wish I was cut out to be like you, but seriously your seriously witty

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theawesomeonee 8

I haven't seen so many puns in one post until now.

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19990231 29

Two "cut" puns in one dialogue? Sloppy.

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Tenbed 10

I both hate and love you for that.

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M3DO 24

You sound like a hater, a broken heart drawn in her own blood is art in its own way

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Catdragon 40

And so is my pile of shit on top of an ice cream cone

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sparkledoge 29

Don't forget to name it "this is not a pair of glasses."

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Tripartita 44

Don't be discouraged, OP. Learn from the past, and if the contest is held again next year, you'll have a year's worth of used tampons or maxi pads that seem like they'd be sure to win!

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wondercat40 28

I remember a story my art teacher told me about a kid who vomited on his own art project on purpose for the aesthetic, and gave it to her for the assignment. Pretty funny! On a serious note, though, doesn't the whole blood thing count as a safety hazard? I know it does for the AP Art classes when you send them in...

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Im curious, what was your masterpiece?

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wondercat40 28

See, that's what I was thinking. A piece of art like that shouldn't have even been accepted into the contest, much less win!

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I don't know anything about Trinidad and Tobago, but they may not have the same health standards as more advanced countries?

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Unenunciable 14

"More advanced countries" ??? ... you may want to rephrase that.

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deminchic 22

If they covered it with a setting/finishing spray, it wouldn't be exposed to the open air and it would probably be fine.

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rogusluv 4

#31 ummm if you read the portion of the location in parentheses it is part of the port of spain. Spain is definitely a first world country.

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mineminemineno 4

Sounds bloody awful. Hopefully your heart wasn't broken over this.

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