Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

by I Tried / 01/29/2016 at 5:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

    #7 - On 01/30/2016 at 2:35am by RageWolf16

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  • Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

    #2 - On 01/30/2016 at 2:29am by Miss_Chevious

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