Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Pinner, United Kingdom
Boobaloo
Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML
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Tripartita 44
I wonder if he'll ever propose to you after doing that. The staff would be so confused.
lexiieeex3 32
I feel ya, people think my 12-year-old sister and I are twins when we go out in public together. I'm 20.
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lexiieeex3 32
I feel ya, people think my 12-year-old sister and I are twins when we go out in public together. I'm 20.
Soninuva 41
Hey, imagine how young you'll look when you're 50!
EvilTurtle 35
Think of it like this OP. If you have smaller boobs, then your boyfriend is close to your heart everytime he hugs you.
jagott2 8
When you're 30 and look 20 it's fantastic. When you're 20 and look 10 it's not so great. Sadly looking 10 when you're 20 doesn't mean you'll look 20 when you're 30. World is such a cruel place. :(
SpyroMello 29
I'm often mistaken as at least 13 and can pass off as 12 to save money at numerous places. I'm 17 going on 18 and I'll be graduating this summer. I get the gene from my dad who is 43 and looks 25. People think he's my mom's son. And when it's just me and him they think we're married. It's so awkward.
Avi8r 22
According to her comment, she will appear 42 years old.
greeneyedx 23
Really? You don't look 12 at all!
Leanne798 25
Well, think of it this way: it's better than people thinking you're older. When I'm with my sister (who's 8 years older than me) they always think I'm the older one. I passed for her roommate in college once when I was 13.
brezzyanna 17
Wait but if you look 13 why do they think you're married to someone who looks 25?
lexiieeex3 32
91- you're in the same position as my sister then lol
Xion0014 20
You don't look 12 you look about 22..
Tripartita 44
I wonder if he'll ever propose to you after doing that. The staff would be so confused.
krazy789 28
I wonder what they do when they see you guys kiss
ColorOfSoul 19
If he can afford a ring, would he still ask for the discount?
magicviper1 15
they'll incest they don't.... I tried... I'll see myself out.
mxgirl1998 26
Yeah xD but don't feel down op, alot of guys prefer those things. plus think positive, you can lay on your stomach and run freely. don't let it get to you :)
emeraldisle 30
You could reverse the role and say he's trying to kidnap you. I bet he'll think twice before making fun of you again.
SnazzyPotter 17
Yes, cause getting your boyfriend arrested is the perfect solution. Besides, it doesn't sound like he was making fun of her. He was just trying to save some money.
Brandi_Faith 33
He may not be making fun of her, but it obviously doesn't make op feel good. I don't think it's worth saving a few bucks if it makes her feel bad. It's probably embarrassing and awkward.
Tyrez 32
People on this site take everything so literal. The woman is joking! ffs
emeraldisle 30
Yes thank you. It's was a freaking joke! People on this site take everything so seriously.
BlackBoyFly 11
Pretty shitty joke if you ask me.
emeraldisle 30
Good thing no one asked you.
fariss 14
Lol, everyone hates you
umerin 32
I passed as "under 12" to get into the zoo. I feel your pain, but at least we save money right?
cheeeksss 29
I get away with movie rates, kids menus, and under18 bus fares. I'm 22. I definitely understand.
LastResort318 14
Hey, that will save you money in the long haul. Some people are naturally flat chested. Don't be ashamed because your boyfriend obviously still loves you.
DoomedGemini 37
Yes, all breasts are beautiful. People have preferences, some like bigger and some like smaller. Even if you are literally flat chested or "too big", all breasts have their perks and will be loved!
greeneyedx 23
I'm naturally small chested (not flat, but close enough lol!). I've always been bothered by it because all the girls my age I know have big breasts, even when they're really thin. But my boyfriend still loves them, so that makes me feel a bit better!
Duladian 19
If I was a woman I'd rather be younger looking and flat chested then old and ogled.
addictionpool 10
if I was a soldier, especially a SPC and one who has been deployed, I'd make sure my head gear was off indoors.
CrazyJ716 18
#11 If I was an asshole, id be you!
fmlashl 13
downvote if you must but I agree with #11. military regulations are in place for a reason. No leniency would be tolerated if a superior saw that.
flareon 5
Flat-Chested, but at least you'll look young in the long run.
juicy_extasy 25
Speechless at your situation and how your body is being taunted like that =O
amberdea404 28
Gain some weight to gain some boob.
Misswildsides 22
Sometimes that won't always help. A lot has to do with genetics.
greeneyedx 23
Once, to gain muscle (I lift weights), I gained about 38 pounds. My boobs went from a small 32A to a small 32B. I went from a 00 to a 3. Not much change in my breasts, because some of us just don't naturally have bigger breasts.
ChadHelton 8
no idea how boobs work, huh ?
pixierara 28
Im afraid this will happen to me eventually. But I'm so flat chested I don't think anyone will ever want me anyways.
interesting33 36
It really isn't all about boobs. Keira Knightley has very small boobs, Angelina Jolie had to have a mastectomy - both these women are amazing and world famous. Your personality will attract so much more!
TheRockhead9 5
And believe it or not, some guys actually prefer smaller boobs.
awildwhisper 30
mine does ^-^
spirithound 13
flat chest is great! keep up your spirit!