Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?
#1 - On 06/28/2015 at 2:45am by NotGabe
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Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the fuck is in there.
#8 - On 06/28/2015 at 2:52am by AviKerensky
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