Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML

by Anonymous / 06/14/2015 at 11:37am / Croatia (Grad Zagreb) / Miscellaneous

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  • I feel a special vibe... And predict a sinkhole in your wallet...

    #2 - On 06/14/2015 at 6:07pm by Incognico

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  • Chill. Breathe in and out. Let the Chi flow through up your chakras!

    #1 - On 06/14/2015 at 6:06pm by muarif

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