By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
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devildog562 33

Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.

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Welshite 39

"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."

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Welshite 39

"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."

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Miss_Chevious 37

this is the part where OP looks solemnly at her mother and then recommends birth control next time

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devildog562 33

Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.

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Charles900 16

Yeah, I completely agree with that.

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haileyrows 26

Tell her to apologize for having you in the first place

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FieldLeftBlank 20

I don't know, "I'm sorry I gave birth to you" isn't much of an improvement.

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mellajella 14

"Well, mom, you should have swallowed!"

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phaelnb 26

Tell her that you wish you were a bigger baby just to rip her ****** even more during birth! =D

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jentrynicole 20

Well this escalated quickly...

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marcmaralou 15

"Drunk words are sober thoughts" To me, that's such bullshit. I doubt your mother truly meant that, but I could be wrong. Either way, I'm sorry you had to hear that, especially from a parent.

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causeforalarm 6

So true! Drunk people can say some exaggerated stuff. Emotions can get wacky and intensified. Mouth diarrhea results.

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gintwinsmoore 20

just a poor excuse for a mother...sorry, OP.

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