Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of...

By CJ 84 - 19/01/2019 14:00

Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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Shalamar 4

Saturday 19 January 2019 15:19

Think there’s more to this story than you’re telling. Why did the young lady think that you were “forcing yourself” (I assume you mean “forcing yourself on her”?). And are you a cop or not?

onceuponatime456 16

Saturday 19 January 2019 16:11

There is way too many details missing form this so I call bs!

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 19 January 2019 15:03

Wouldn’t your buddies on the force KNOW YOU?

PenguinPal3017 19

Sunday 20 January 2019 0:07

He didn't say that he was a cop. Maybe they assumed that he was a cop then when they found out that he wasn't they called the police?

Shalamar 4

Saturday 19 January 2019 15:19

onceuponatime456 16

Saturday 19 January 2019 16:11

There is way too many details missing form this so I call bs!

crazycrochetlady 12

Saturday 19 January 2019 23:16

I second this. How do you get charged with impersonating an officer by being a good samaritan? Something is way off with this story.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 20 January 2019 0:34

I'm confused. If you're really a cop, you'd be able to prove it. If you weren't attempting to impersonate a cop, the real police would be able to tell. And I doubt this woman would have called the police thinking she was at risk without good reason. Fill in the blanks, OP.