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By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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devildog562 33

Monday 9 February 2015 0:19

Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.

Welshite 39

Monday 9 February 2015 0:18

"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."

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Fwibblwfwabble 11

Monday 9 February 2015 20:19

Shame on you for being the fastest sperm

Tannasgh 22

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:31

I think "apologize to yourself for putting your legs in the air...this is all you"

janaek683 12

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:54

i am so sorry :/

MrZsDad 19

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:34

Remember this moment when choosing her nursing home.

The_weird_one_2 13

Tuesday 10 February 2015 23:33

Today my mom told me she wishes I had been a miscarriage, she wasn't even drunk.

RiRi64_fml 8

Monday 16 February 2015 7:07

To, all those who clicked the "you deserved it" button: .......Cause it's his/her fault that his/her dad nutted in his/her mom and 9 months later he/she was born....that's definitely his/her fault. Note the sarcasm.

ihatemypenis 3

Thursday 19 February 2015 1:16

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