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Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20096) - you deserved it (41479)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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You sound insane

#1 - On 08/28/2014 at 9:50am by flashback

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You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there?
And you hate her so why have her over anyway?

#2 - On 08/28/2014 at 9:51am by LostMy_Marbles

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