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Today, I was fixing the plumbing at my father-in-law's house. I told him to shut off the water and yell to me when he did. A few minutes later, I heard a yell and removed the pipe. I was met with a face full of water. Turns out he was just very excited when the Rangers beat the Mariners. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37970) - you deserved it (3673)

On 08/26/2014 at 7:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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#1 - On 08/26/2014 at 12:41pm by lifa

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Maybe you should have discussed what he should yell and made it specific, so that this wouldn't happen.

#8 - On 08/26/2014 at 12:48pm by DontClickOnMe

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