Miscellaneous: Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened...

By Deli meat prom - 20/04/2015 21:41 - United States - Dallas

Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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Online shopping strikes again

By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 20:00

Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML

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By Pudgy - 11/04/2022 10:01

Today, I tried on a dress for prom. It took a while to zip, but I insisted it'd fit. I asked for help. When the lady finally managed to zip all the way, the dress completely ripped at the seams. Not only did I have to pay $169 for it, but the lady told me, “We have more dresses in the plus-sized section!” FML

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By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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Nostalgia

By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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Family heirloom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 02:01

Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML

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Always look on the bright side of life?

By Jan - 24/08/2023 04:00 - Australia

Today, I received a package and excitedly tore it open. It was a specific dress I'd rush-ordered for an upcoming special event, but the company had sent me a size meant for a toddler. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. FML

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Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

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CandyPewPewPew 29

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

Lady Gaga did a prank on you. :D

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

He was probably beating his meat while he was working on your dress.

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WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

He was probably beating his meat while he was working on your dress.

daisylokes 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 7:51

oh that's nastyy ( clevelands voice ) lol

CandyPewPewPew 29

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

Lady Gaga did a prank on you. :D

TheBelt 19

Tuesday 21 April 2015 13:13

I was gonna say that.

baegirl33 7

Tuesday 21 April 2015 16:25

your emoji picture fits that comment lol

HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

Order for a replacement OP, and have a great prom

emxy92 22

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:28

How frustrating! I hope you didn't spend too much on it and have time to find a new one!

EatUrGreens 20

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:29

Sounds like you got ripped off, if you ordered it off the internet lol

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:30

Rock it like Gaga.

timb1234 13

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:30

What a shame. Now people will get hungry whenever they look at you

nityasomaiya 46

Tuesday 21 April 2015 12:55

Not if she can't wear it

WhoCouldIBe 11

Wednesday 22 April 2015 6:16

Then they'll get even hungrier

Oppression_fml 19

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:36

Hopefully you'll look at this and laugh it out someday.

lexos 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:47

Does it taste like meat to?

MedChew 19

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:51

Imagine all the guys who would want to eat you up! Go and flaunt everything you got!

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