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By Anonymous / Sunday 28 October 2012 10:43 / United States
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By  darkcosinus  |  16

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  muzy  |  23

Here is a crazy idea. Why don't you just wake up an hour before she does and wake her up in the same manner?Turnabout is fair play, right?

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  minzzy  |  8

i think op is doing something wrong for the mom to do that. going to pee in mommy's shoes would just make op seem like an ungrateful child.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Well, 27, water we supposed to do, if not be optimistic about these kinds of things? At least he can take the lemons that life gives him now, and make a nice, cool lemonade this way ;)

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  MrSassypants  |  31

I once woke up tied up in chair in a warehouse in Columbia packed with tons of cocaine and a knife held to my neck; it was awesome, so, I agree that getting splashed in the face with ice cold water is the worst way to wake up.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

If I apologized to him while he had a knife to my neck, I would have died MrSissypants. So instead I did the only thing logical and started crackin' on his momma. I then escaped somehow and somehow gained control of the knife and killed him. I should apologize for the mom jokes too, huh? I will. His mother is actually a nice lady.

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  Welshite  |  39

I don't doubt that Yo' Momma jokes were the correct response. However, your escape method seems a little vague. Are you sure the Expendables didn't bail you out?

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